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Anonymous asked: rub ketchup on my chest.

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euryae.: thank you! →

euryae: I just wanted to thank you all for being such amazing people. You brighten up my dash everday; I seriously could not say enough how amazing you are, and how much I care about you :) Some of you are from my long-time dA family, some of you are the ones who I met this year, some of you are so… You are the sweetest girl eveeeeeeeeer <3 I love you so much Chalu, really, i...

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Watch

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“I don’t think people realize, when they’re just getting started on an eating...”

– Marya Hornbacher (Wasted)

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trohmen: i try not to say omg after everything but omg

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Meeting my favorite band member

Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT

Dec 30th

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musicisyouronlyfriend: dave grohl’s tattoos are the sexiest ever

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Me: I LOVE YOU I WANT TO BE IMPREGNATED BY YOU I WANT TO THROW MY ARMS AROUND YOU AND SNUGGLE WITH YOU IN A BED I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S YOURS WE COULD BREAK INTO FUCKING IKEA AND SNUGGLE ON THE FUCKING HÜDENFRËUGEFS I DON'T CARE I WANT TO HOLD YOU AND TOUCH YOUR FACE AND LOVE YOU AND MAKE YOU FUCKING PANCAKES WITH SOME BACON AND ORANGE JUICE AND YOU KNOW WHERE WE'LL GO AFTER THAT WE'LL GO TO THE BEACH AND BANG AND WE CAN HAVE A MONTAGE OF US SKIPPING THROUGH A MOTHER FUCKING FIELD OF MOTHER FUCKING DAISYS AND WE'LL HAVE CHILDREN AND HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY WHILE YOU'RE ON THE ROAD AND WE'LL RUN AROUND IN THE NUDE WHEN WE'RE OLD AND THE KIDS ARE GROWN CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE ALONE AND THAT OLD YOU CAN SAY FUCK CLOTHES MAN GIMMIE MY FUCKING TAPIOCA PUDDING GOD JUST LOVE ME.
Attractive band guy: I'm sorry I didn't catch that, whatd you say?
Me: oh can you sign my cd please? And maybe have illegal sex with me?
Attractive Band Guy: What.
Me: What who said that

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sheslikeraindrops: Mathletics - Foals

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me: im sad
everyone: 
anyone whos not me: im sad
everyone: omg are you ok you can talk to me whenever you want youre beautiful ok i love you dont be sad

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